gut yontif, leshana tova tikatevu vetehatemu. (via undomestic and sarazucker and sharingtime)
Let me translate for you people who don’t speak jew: “These apples represent the sweetness of victory as we celebrate the death of our christian enemies! Hey, did you see the Dow? 777 points. Oh man. It’s getting ugly out there. How’s Rebecca? And the kids? Wow, she’s getting up there. 8 years old! I remember when she was just a little one. Ok, we better quiet down, the Rabbi’s speaking.”
happy new year!
Let me translate for you people who don’t speak jew: “These apples represent the sweetness of victory as we celebrate...
いい写真だ。リンゴにかけているのは何だろう。おいしそう!
bibidebabideboo:
that is just too funny. and did I hear a meshugganah? I’ll raise you an oy gevalt!
L’shanah Tovah, my peoples
Shana Tova to the religion with the best sense of humor ever!
I’m converting for the jokes.
Tumblr is meshugganah.
Let me translate for you people who don’t speak jew: “These apples represent the sweetness of victory as we celebrate...